Cap'n Crunch cereal is awesome. FUCKING AWESOME!!! I could eat so much of it I'd go into a sugar rush and set my house on fire from the pure awesomeness radiated by my distended belly! It is so fucking awesome, it is indescribable in words.

Whaddaya say?

Check out this kickass editor. It took me 15 minutes to do this, but I've got a raging boner right now. Newgrounds just went up to another motherfuckin' level of awesomeness! Not even Poozy's crane can beat the awesomeness of this.

To have this game?

I know I would. Also I created this. Discuss. Whatever. Cake.

Thing I saw today, Rig's not a mod anymore. There were some recent spam attacks, do they have anything to do with Rig's de-goldenauraification?

Yes, The Sun just announced it. and the CNN too MJ, the King of Pop, is dead...at only 50 years old. He didn't show any signs of heart disease so I can't personally find an explanation. The news aren't sure of it yet, but I have a feeling in my gut that it's true...and IMO it's the worst thing to happen since Elvis died. Whether you're a MJ fan or not, hold a moment of silence and prayer for him - as controversial as his lifestyle has been, he shaped the world we lived in, his music revolutionized the last few decades - whether it'd be the Jackson 5 or Jacko himself, he did alot for us, we grew up on songs like "Thriller" or "Just Beat It" or "Smooth Criminal". He wasn't the "child rapist" that some brainless, childhood-abused cretins like to call him; he made alot of donations and charity work, most towards childrens' care associations. I personally don't believe any of this "child abuser" shit. Even if you're not a fan, or you don't listen to his songs too often, spare a second to remember him and praies him for what HE WAS, not for what YOU wanted him to be.

May you rest in peace, Jacko. Guess God needed the Pop King in heaven.

Coffee
Coffee
I love coffee
Do you like coffee?
'Cause I do
Coffee
It's here
It's there
It's everywhere!

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it but this one is mine. My coffee mug is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my coffee mug is useless. Without my coffee mug I am useless. I must empty my coffee mug true. I must drink faster than my enemy, who is trying to stay awake for longer. I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my coffee mug and myself are defenders of the sleepless night, we are the masters of the non-coffee-drinkers and the nighttime BBS, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no sleepiness, but caffeine rush. Amen.

Now that that's out of my system, here's the story: I've had it since I was 9 (hence the dinosaurs on it, but it's still fucking awesome) and it's the only food container I've ever developed a sentimental bond with. I would do my best to track you down, then physically and menatlly torture you and your family if you would dare to take my coffee mug away from me, or cause it any bodily harm at all. I pray the Lord it lasts me a lifetime so I can be buried peacefully with a warm cup of coffee next to my cold, dead hand so it can assist me on the long elevator ride to wherever I'll get sent to after that. Coffee is fucking awesome. The world would very soonly slow to a grinding halt and slumber like zombies if it weren't for coffee.

Also, a cookie and a kudos for anyone who gets the references in the chants, any one of them.

Also, cocks.
Maybe a rickroll in the background too.
Opinions?
or cake?

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lol, internet!
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YAY!

Express your opinion, please. Anything goes.

Is the Newgrounds account system fucked up, or is it just me? Because I believe that if it was ok, this idiot would have never made it to the stage of having a level 2 professional trolling account...
Jeez, someone needs to clean up the gene pool, I'm ashamed to even share the same sign-up year with that self-appointed and self-overrated "tough guy".

Also, cocks (which implies a cock joke).

Also...
SPOCK JOKE!!!

One kind of difficult thing about making soup for a large group of people - at least for me, on the rare occasion which forces me to make soup for a bunch of fags - is the constant urge to blow my load into it and think about everyone drinking my sperm as they chew on their goddamm crackers and tell jokes over wine and cheese.

Pretentious fucks.