Coffee
Coffee
I love coffee
Do you like coffee?
'Cause I do
Coffee
It's here
It's there
It's everywhere!
This is my coffee mug. There are many like it but this one is mine. My coffee mug is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my coffee mug is useless. Without my coffee mug I am useless. I must empty my coffee mug true. I must drink faster than my enemy, who is trying to stay awake for longer. I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my coffee mug and myself are defenders of the sleepless night, we are the masters of the non-coffee-drinkers and the nighttime BBS, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no sleepiness, but caffeine rush. Amen.
Now that that's out of my system, here's the story: I've had it since I was 9 (hence the dinosaurs on it, but it's still fucking awesome) and it's the only food container I've ever developed a sentimental bond with. I would do my best to track you down, then physically and menatlly torture you and your family if you would dare to take my coffee mug away from me, or cause it any bodily harm at all. I pray the Lord it lasts me a lifetime so I can be buried peacefully with a warm cup of coffee next to my cold, dead hand so it can assist me on the long elevator ride to wherever I'll get sent to after that. Coffee is fucking awesome. The world would very soonly slow to a grinding halt and slumber like zombies if it weren't for coffee.
Also, a cookie and a kudos for anyone who gets the references in the chants, any one of them.
xellon
horray for coffeeeeeeeee